Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have a brain tumor. Mr. Bean: Yesss!!! (jumps in joy)
Doctor: Did you understand what I just told you? Mr. Bean: Yes of course, do you think I'm dumb?
Doctor: Then why are you so happy? Mr. Bean: Because that proves that I have a brain!
2) MR. BEAN WHILE IN GRADE SCHOOL:
Teacher: What is 5 plus 4? Mr. Bean: 9
Teacher: What is 4 plus 5? Mr. Bean: Are you trying to fool me, you've just twisted the figure, the answer is 6!! 3) WHILE IN A DRUG STORE:
Mr. Bean: I'd like some vitamins for my grandson. Clerk: Sir, vitamin A, B or C? Mr. Bean: Any will do, my grandson doesn't know the alphabet yet!!
4) AT AN ATM MACHINE:
Friend: What are you looking at? Mr. Bean: I know your PIN no., hee, hee. Friend: Alright, what is my PIN no. if you saw it? Mr. Bean: four asterisks (****)!
Marriage: Friend: How many women do you believe must a man marry? Mr. Bean: 16
Friend: Why? Mr. Bean: Because the priest says 4 richer, 4 poorer, 4 better and 4worse.
6) CHATTING WITH HIS FRIEND: Friend: How was the tape you borrowed from me, is it Ok? Mr. Bean: What do you mean ok, I thought it's a horror film. I didn't see any picture. Friend: What tape did you took anyway? Mr. Bean: Head Cleaner.
7)DEATH OF HIS MOTHER: Mr. Bean:(crying) the doctor called, Mom's dead. Friend: condolence, my friend. (After 2 minutes) Mr. Bean cries even louder Friend: what now?
Mr. Bean: my sister just called, her mom died too!
8) MR. BEAN ATTENDING A MEETING: Colleague: Sorry I'm late. I got stuck in an elevator for 4 hrs because of a power failure. Mr. Bean: That's alright, me too...I got stuck on the escalator for 3 hrs.
9) Spelling lesson: Mr. Bean's Son: Dad, what is the spelling of successful.. ..is it one c or two c? Mr. Bean: Make it three c to be sure!
not from mr otai31k la..but from Mr Bean..anyway nice jokes..hahahaha
haha. its not from who came this story. but from we that read this jokes. hah! nway. nice story. haha. oh i`ve got brainache.
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